Been sick, no real posts to be had. So I’ll repost what I wrote on facebook:
Please, Dear God of All Stomach Flu Viri,
Take the stomach pain away. I can handle the puking, I can handle the rest. But, for the love of all things muscle crampy, please spare me the cramps in my stomach that cause me to double over and yelp.
…Your faithfully infected minion.
P.S. – Some of us are trying to earn a living here, doubling over and yelping in a customer’s ear when they call doesn’t bode well for you nor I. Just remember, if my wages are affected your tithes will be as well.